Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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