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say what?
wanna hang out?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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