too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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