hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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