Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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