summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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