Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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