WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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