I got chris browned last night
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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