Small penises have feelings too.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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