i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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