hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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