STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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