When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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