k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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