I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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