How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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