I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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