I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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