This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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