i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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