and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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