erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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