come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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