I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The uberlube is also flammable
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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