You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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