every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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