watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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