are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
