aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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