Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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