If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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