i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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