He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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