She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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