do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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