OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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