Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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