i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
there is glitter all over my balls
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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