It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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