theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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