Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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