you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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