Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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