i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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