im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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