Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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