When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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