I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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