People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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