Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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