yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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