Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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