It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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