Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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