belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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