I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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