i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
do herpes really smell.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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