I smell stomach acid.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
