I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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