Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How does one acquire holy water?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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